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Monday, November 28, 2011

Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley

"The first time I saw you, I was mersmerized," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"I was spellbound."

"Thank you."

"I was over the moon."

"Thank you."

"Words aren't enough to describe your beauty."

"Thank you."

"Queen Elizabeth."

"How about Damian?"

"Prince Damian?"

"Our son."

"I'm dying to meet him."

"He would love to meet you too."

"Will you marry me?"

"Marry you?"

"Yes? No?"

"Talk to Damian about it."

"Yes, I will."

"Thank you."



Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley have a son. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They belong together. The world is waiting for them to get hitched. I pray it would happen soon.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan Seacrest

 
"Doing one deep fried turkey and one on the grill as back up," he said.

"My back just caught fire..needed a deeper drip pan!! Haha..stay tuned."

"Are you all right? Do you need a doctor?" I asked.

"I would love to help you."

"I cook 150 meals = 7 countries = 7 continents."

"I have a confession."

"I'm not good with laundry."


"Clothes disappear at an alarming rate."


'If they're not shrinking, they're changing colors."


"White becomes Black."


"Black turns into White."

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"C'est magnifique! You made it in one piece."

"Congrats! Delicious! Sumptious! Bon Appetit!"

"One turkey on the grill and one just lowered in the oil tank."


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"Two Turkeys. Thanks for sending the link."


"Game on."


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"Happy Thanksgiving! We did it."


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"Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday Ryan! I'm proud of you!"

"Bonne Nuit!"



On Thanksgiving, Ryan cooked for his family.  Fortunately, Thanksgiving fell on his early birthday, November 24, 2011. His birthday is on December 24, 2011. Yes, he was born on Christmas Eve. Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan! It begs the question. Did he deliver? Yes! Yes! Yes! Heaven, I might add! A picture's worth more than a thousand words. He sent his fans four of them. Accordingly, his marriage with  preparing Thanksgiving Dinner's made in heaven. Delicious!!! Sumptious!!! I'm dying to taste it. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It begs another question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! We enjoy cooking, laughing, music, and writing, among other passions. Most importantly, we donate time and money to children's organizations. Yet again, I fought passionately for kids in 24 federal courts. Agreed, 24 is the  magic number. For these reasons, we deserve a gold medal. Perhaps, a Nobel Peace Prize.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

"I have a dark past," she said.

"Don't worry about it," he said.

"I might return to it."

"Not on my watch! Our children and I will always have your back."

"Thank you."

"Will you marry me?"

"Not yet."

"Why not?"

"I don't want another divorce."

"Our six children want us to marry."

"They want to be bridesmaids and groomsmen."

"3 bridesmaids and 3 groomsmen."

"It makes sense. 3 of each."

'Who will be the maid of honor and best man?"

"No one. The wedding is about you, our children and I."

"Yes, I'll marry you."



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have three sons and three daughters. They adopted three of them. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their children symbolize their love. They bring out the best in them. If truth be told, they share an extraordinary bond. He helped her overcome her dark past. For these reasons, they deserve a gold medal. I might add that everyone has a dark past.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

David and Victoria Beckham

"I've been dying to present you with something," he said.

"What is it?" she asked.

"A diamond tiara fit for a Queen."

"I don't need one. I have you and our children."

"You've given me four sweet angels. You're a rare stone."

"Thank you."

"Beautiful, Chic, Posh, Spice."


 "And Queen Victoria are few ways to describe you."

"Thank you."

"No matter what they say, we'll always be husband and wife."

"You're my soul mate."

"We're spiritually connected."

"Thank you."



On July 4, 1999 David Beckham and Victoria Adams got hitched. They have three sons and a daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their love's boundless.

Monday, November 21, 2011

President Bill and Hillary Clinton

"Will you marry me for better and worse?" he proposed.

"In sickness and good health."

"In poverty and wealth."

"Before I answer you, I have a question," she said.

"Will you buy that house we saw?"

"Yes."

"Yes, I'll marry you."

"For better and worse."

"In sickness and good health."

"In poverty and wealth."

"Because we're human, we have flaws."

"It's not up to me to judge anyone."

"If we could overcome them."

"It would measure our strengths."

"You're the smartest of them all."

"Thank you."


On October 11, 1975 Bill Jefferson Clinton and Hillary Rodham got hitched. They have a daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They support each other through thick and thin. Marriage's a partnership rings true for them. They're in it for the long haul. Well done, Mr. President and Mrs. Secretary of State!

Friday, November 18, 2011

President George W. and Laura Bush

"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever had the fortune to meet," he said.

"And the smartest, I might add."

"Thank you," she said.

"You changed my life. You're my twinkling star."

"Thank you."

"You're calm and collected."

"Thank you."

"You possess poise, simplicity and sophistication simultaneously."

"Thank you."

"You have the highest approval rating of any modern President."

"95% is a tall order, Mr. President."

"You did not buckle under attack."

"You defended America heroically. Well done!"

"Thank you."

"I couldn't have done it without you."

"You kept me calm."

"Thank you."


On November 5 1977, George Walker Bush and Laura Welch got hitched. They have two children (twin girls). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Behind every great man, there's a woman and vice versa rings true for them. I truly admire them.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Colin and Alma Powell




"You're my shining star," he said.

"You're my beaming moon," she said.

"I couldn't have done so much without you."

"Thank you."

"You're the unsung hero."

"You're the hero."

"Let's celebrate."

"Yes, of course."

"Shall we dance?"

"Your wish is my command."

"General, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Commander-In-Chief, National Security Advisor, Secretary of State,  just to name a few."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome!"



On August 25, 1962, Colin Powell and Alma Johnson got hitched. They have three children ( a son and two daughters). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven. They have one of the strongest marriages on earth. Why? They support one another. Without question, their love is unconditional.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Colin Powell and Ricki Lake

"Shall we dance?" he asked.

"I wasn't expecting you," she said.

"It's a surprise."

"Where's Derek?"

"Derek Who?"

"My dancing partner on DWTS."

"I thought you said he was too young."

"You asked for an older guy."

"I'm perfect."

"I was a General in the army."

"The highest rank in the army."

"The answer is a resounding no!"



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

John and Cindy McCain

"You're just what the doctor ordered," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"I fought long and hard for America."

"You survived like a true horse."

"You're a hero."

"You deserve the best."


"Thank you."

"You're the best and youngest of them all."

"Thank you."



On May 17, 1980, John McCain and Cindy Hensley got hitched. They have four children ( two sons and two daughters). They adopted a daughter. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They compliment one another. He was severely wounded in the Vietnam War. And she nursed him back to health. Sure enough, they deserve a gold medal.

Monday, November 14, 2011

John McCain and Oprah Winfrey

"Where were you when I needed you?" he asked.

"What for?" she asked.

"You had the magic ace."

"Did you mean Obama?"

"Yes, I did."

"Are you together?"

"Yes, we can be! Yes, we are!"

"He's my boyfriend as in Oprah and Obama."

"Was that why you crossed the carpet?"

" From Bush to Obama."

"Yes, it was!"

"Is that why you're not married?"

"Yes, it is!"

"Are you in love with him?"

"Yes, I am."

"Will you marry him?"

"Yes, I will."

"Will you have children with him?"

"Yes, I will."

"Will you divorce him?"

"Yes, I will."



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

RJ and MJ

"Mom used to be a Princess and a Queen," said RJ "She was devastated when she lost her family." "Her parents, 1 aunt, and 7 uncles were all poisoned."  "They owned acres of lands."   "That's why, they were murdered."

  "She also lost her priceless belongings."

  "2 Laptops, 1 Baldwin Piano, 1 Yamaha Piano."
 , "3 Electrical Piano, Lands, Money, Hundreds of Shoes."  "Thousands of Clothes, 3 Fur Coats, 4 Leather Coats."  "200 Victoria's Secret."

   "And several Precious Jewelry worth millions."

   "To name a few. They were stolen."

   "Dad rescued her from poverty."

   "Most importantly, he brought back music into her life."

  "It sounds like the Sound of Music movie," MJ said.

  "It sounds more like the Shrek Forever After movie."

  "I thought you were talking about Mom and Dad."

  "I'm talking about Mom and Dad."

  "The Shrek movie starring Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz."

  "Antonio Banderas, Eddie Murphy."

  " And Ryan Seacrest."

  "The Sound of Music movie starring Christopher Plummer."

  "And Julie Andrews."

  "They're all Stars."

  "Yes."

  "How did you find out?"

  "I read Mom's diary."

  "You weren't supposed to read it."

  "Dad left it in my room. He read it too."

  "Really?"

   "Yes."

  "Where's it?"

  "Why?"

  "I want to read it."

  "All rightee."

  "Who is Forever 21? "Who's Batman?"

  "Mom and Dad."

It begs the question? Is our parents' marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! 99% of their lives is filled with laughter, composing music, doling out money and prizes to people and charitable organizations, producing shows, raising us (sons) and writing books. Mom spends 1% with her diary daily. She prefers not to argue or fight with Dad. Life's full of choices-RJ and MJ.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Newt Gingrich and Ellen DeGeneres


"I would like you to help me shape the 21st Century," he said.

"You're already shaped. Improperly, I might add," she said.

"You don't need my help."

"Improperly?"

"That's why, I need your help."

"I meant Politically."

"You're the front runner."

"I'm #2 now."

"I need your help badly."

"Ouch!"

"Will you marry me?"

"What?"

"It's the only way to win the 2012 Presidential elections."

"I was right! I'm recanting!"

 "You're shaped improperly, not politically!"

"Together, We Will Conquer America!"

 "That's our Slogan."

"Why me?'

"We need change in the White House."

"You're perfect!"

"Change?"

"Yes."

"Count me in!"

"Is that a Yes?"

 "First Lady's Knocking on Your Door!"

"Is that another slogan?"

"Yes."

"Yes, I will marry you."


It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They would accomplish wonders for America. They're powerful doers and speakers. Congratulations are in order!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell


"You're fired," he said.

"You're not on Celebrity Apprentice," she said.

"I'm referring to The View."

"You can't fire me! You're not my boss."

"Would you like to come on Celebrity Apprentice?"

"I would on one condition."

"What's that?"

"To fire you."

"You can't fire me. I'm the boss."

"If I were your boss, I would fire you."

"How about a peace offering?"


It begs the question. Will their Marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Hatred isn't the opposite of love. Indifference is. It means if you can't love, don't hate.  Let's stop hating!!! I truly believe Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell love another. For a kick-off, they have kids. Children represent love. Hence, they deserve a gold medal.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey





"You're my greatest fan," he said.

"I've been wanting to meet you. I dream about you all night."

"You're my hero. My fans lift me up," she said.

"You've given me the strength to carry on."

"Hold Onto Your Dreams."

"Will you marry me?" he proposed.

"We just met."

"Hold my hand! Don't be afraid! I won't ever let you fall."

"Yes!!!!!!!!!!"

On April 30, 2008, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey got hitched. They have twins ( a boy and a girl). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Amazingly, their twins, Roc and Roe were delivered on their third anniversary, April 30, 2011. Their love is powerful. It's supreme. They've weathered several storms. Together, they rock!!!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Mark Kelly and Gabrielle Giffords

 
"I'll get stronger," she said.

"Yes, you will," he said.

"We'll have a baby."

"Yes, we will."

"I survived because of your love."

"You're the love of my life."

"I remember Dr. Martin Luther King. He had a dream."

"Yes, he did."

"I remember Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"What about him?"

"He was with several women."

"Yes, he loves women."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

On November 10, 2007, Mark Kelly and Gabrielle Giffords got hitched. They have 2 step children. He has two daughters from his first marriage. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Because of his unconditional love, she survived brain injuries. Love conquers all. I truly believe she'll make a full recovery and return to her position as Congresswoman.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Andy Rooney and Marguerite Howard



"Last night, I heard from God," he said.

"Were you dreaming?" she asked.

"I always hear from him at night."

"What did he say?"

"You're the one."

"Really?"

"Will you marry me?"

"Do you smoke?"

"No."

"Yes."

In 1942,  Andy Rooney and Marguerite Howard got hitched. They had 1 son and 3 daugthers. It begs the question. Was their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! He's now with God. He made Anerica laugh. Laughter's good for the soul. We'll miss him, but he'll always be smiling down on us. May his soul rest in heavenly peace!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Bill and Melinda Gates

"Congratulations are in order!" he exclaimed.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You've been promoted."

"What position is that?"

"It's just a line."

"Oh!"

"I'll get to the point."

"I'm all ears."


"You've done an amazing job at Microsoft."

"You're brilliant, intelligent, smart, beautiful etc."

"Are you asking me to go out with you?"

"No!"

"I have plans to open a foundation."

"It would eradicate illiteracy and poverty globally "

"I need a partner."

"I can't do it alone."

"Will you be my partner?"

"Yes! Yes, Of course"

"Will you marry me? We will name it Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation?"

"Yes.! Yes! Yes!"




On January 1, 1994, Bill Gates and Melinda French got hitched. They have a son and two daughters. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They're partners for life. They devote their daily lives to saving other lives globally, especially in third world countries. Hence, they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize as well as a gold medal. Behind every great man, there's a woman and vice versa rings true blue for them.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian


"You shouldn't have returned the Heisman trophy," she said.

"Why not?" he asked.

"It was yours to keep. You earned it."

"I was not comfortable with my name being dragged out in the spotlight."

"Was that why you left?"

"What about my left foot?"

"You're changing the subject."

"I'm always on the move. It comes with the territory."


"It was time to move on."

"You didn't exactly move on."


 "You replaced me with a woman who ressembles me to a perfect tee."


"Really?"

"We shared wonderful memories."

"We made a good team for almost 3 years."


 "You're my longest relationship."


 "I enjoyed cooking for you."

"Yes, you cooked my favorite meals. I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"Everyone wishes you were back."

"My left foot hurts again. Football."

"Ryan Seacrest is willing to pay for another wedding."


"The royals can't hold a candle to us. It would be huge and expensive."

"I'll think about it."

"Fantastic! My divorce will be finalized soon. I got married just to make you jealous."



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Should I take the 5th or declare it heaven? Heaven!!! They lasted more than 2 years.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Anderson Cooper and Nancy Grace










"I'm rooting for you," he said.

"What exactly are you talking about?" she asked.

"I want you to win the mirror ball trophy on DWTS."


 "Don't come home without it."

"Why?"

"I'm one of your fans."



"I vote for you daily."

"Is that all?"

"I'm your secret admirer."

"Why?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I'm an attorney."



"I get to question you on the witness stand."

"We're not in court."



"We're journalists."

"You're on court TV."



 "In case you've forgotten, I'm an attorney."

"Please answer the question and refrain from asking it."

"What was the question again, Counsel?"

"Why are you my secret admirer?"

"I love you."



 "You're beautiful and hard working."

"Are we on Anderson Cooper 360?"

"It's more like "Keeping Them Honest."



"I'm being honest."

"Thanks for keeping us informed."

"Do you love me?"

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Should I take the 5th or declare it heaven? Heaven!!! I truly believe he loves her. Agreed, everyone has the capacity to love. Love measures our strengths. Conversely, hatred depicts our weaknesses.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Ray J and Kim Kardashian






"Baby, I told you so," he said.

"What?" she asked.

"One day, you would be my wife."

"When?"

"Eight years ago."

"I didn't hear you."

"I knew you would be back."

"I'm not back yet."

"I have one wish."

"What's that?"

"For us to be best friends."

"Is that all?"

"We would have a baby."

"I would like that."

"Does this mean you're back?"

"Yes."

"Will you marry me?"

"Not yet."

"Why not?"

"My divorce hasn't been finalized."

"I don't mind waiting. Good things come to people who wait."

"Thanks."


"Baby, We'll have a dream wedding. It will cost twice as much."

"You read my mind. Thanks, Baby."

"One more wish, Baby."

"Anything."

"Ryan Seacrest will foot the bill."

"Yes, Baby."



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Without question, I declare it heaven. They share a beautiful past which translated into fame. Most importantly, it's better to have loved than never to have loved at all.