Friday, December 16, 2011
Mike Huckabee and Katie Couric
"Why did you leave CBS Evening News?" he asked.
"Why are you not campaigning for president in 2012?" she asked.
"My heart told me not to run. How about you?"
" Mine too. It was time to move on."
"We share similar aspirations."
"You should reconsider your standpoint."
"You won the 2008 Iowa caucuses."
"On two conditions."
"What are those?"
"Are you against Roe versus Wade?"
"More than one million American children have been murdered."
"It increased illegal immigration by more than one million."
"More people die by means of abortions than wars."
'What's the last condition?"
"Are you ready to marry me?"
"Yes on both conditions. I lost two loved ones to cancer."
"Please accept my deepest condolences."
It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Opposites who share similar aspirations attract more.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Mitt Romney and Barbara Walters
"Will you marry me?" he proposed.
"I get to ask the questions," she said.
"I also get to ask them."
"Agreed, you graduated from Harvard Law School."
"You graduated from Sarah Lawrence College with a BA in English."
"Most people know you as a business man."
"MBA, Harvard Business School."
"JD, Harvard Law School."
"Do you enjoy tooting your own horn?"
"I possess the credentials to become the next President."
"Will you endorse me?"
"Why?"
"We have the knack to revamp our failures into successess."
"You rose from NBC to ABC."
"America needs someone who would boost up the economy."
"You founded Bain Capital."
"An investment firm which owns hundreds of other companies."
"Staples, Domino's Pizza, Bright Horizons Childcare, Sealy."
"FTD Florists, Brookstone and The Sports Authority,."
"Just to name a few."
"Yes."
"Yes, I wll marry you."
"Yes, I will endorse you."
It begs the question. Will their Marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Hard work is their middle name. Despite several setbacks, they revolutionized them into successes. Bravo!
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Jason Travick and Britney Spears
"I'm back," she said.
"Yes, you are," he said.
"I'm eternally grateful to you."
"What for?"
"I went to hell back and forth."
"You brought back heaven to me."
"We did it together."
"When I'm not with you, I lose my mind."
"Will you marry me?"
"Baby, say it one more time."
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! He's been there for her through thick and thin. Most importantly, the third one will be the charm.
"Yes, you are," he said.
"I'm eternally grateful to you."
"What for?"
"I went to hell back and forth."
"You brought back heaven to me."
"We did it together."
"When I'm not with you, I lose my mind."
"Will you marry me?"
"Baby, say it one more time."
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! He's been there for her through thick and thin. Most importantly, the third one will be the charm.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Larry King and Shawn Southwick
"You're 3s," he said.
"I beg your question."
"Soul mate, strength and sunshine."
"Thank you."
"My ever lasting soul mate, tower of strength and ray of sunshine."
"Thank you."
"You nursed me back to health after my heart surgery."
"Thank you."
"You gave me two sons."
"Thank you."
"That's why, he snuck up to our bedroom."
"He and his wife are trying to conceive twin boys."
"He took two Victoria's Secret."
"He needs them for good luck."
"I understand perfectly."
On September 5, 1997, Larry King and Shawn Southwick got hitched. They have two sons. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! She holds the magic ace to his heart. And he loves her with equal candor.
"I beg your question."
"Soul mate, strength and sunshine."
"Thank you."
"My ever lasting soul mate, tower of strength and ray of sunshine."
"Thank you."
"You nursed me back to health after my heart surgery."
"Thank you."
"You gave me two sons."
"Thank you."
"That's why, he snuck up to our bedroom."
"He and his wife are trying to conceive twin boys."
"He took two Victoria's Secret."
"He needs them for good luck."
"I understand perfectly."
On September 5, 1997, Larry King and Shawn Southwick got hitched. They have two sons. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! She holds the magic ace to his heart. And he loves her with equal candor.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen
"Perfect Wife! Precious Cargo! And Producer," he said.
"Thank you," she said.
"Perfect entry song!"
"For who."
"The American."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the French."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the English."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the Canadian."
"You produce my life."
"Thank you."
"You make me laugh 24/7."
On December 22, 2007 Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen got hitched. They're planning on having children soon. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They share scores of laughter. Laughter's key to a successful marriage.
"Thank you," she said.
"Perfect entry song!"
"For who."
"The American."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the French."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the English."
"Does he or she have a name?"
"I meant the Canadian."
"You produce my life."
"Thank you."
"You make me laugh 24/7."
On December 22, 2007 Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen got hitched. They're planning on having children soon. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They share scores of laughter. Laughter's key to a successful marriage.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley
"The first time I saw you, I was mersmerized," he said.
"Thank you," she said.
"I was spellbound."
"Thank you."
"I was over the moon."
"Thank you."
"Words aren't enough to describe your beauty."
"Thank you."
"Queen Elizabeth."
"How about Damian?"
"Prince Damian?"
"Our son."
"I'm dying to meet him."
"He would love to meet you too."
"Will you marry me?"
"Marry you?"
"Yes? No?"
"Talk to Damian about it."
"Yes, I will."
"Thank you."
Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley have a son. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They belong together. The world is waiting for them to get hitched. I pray it would happen soon.
"Thank you," she said.
"I was spellbound."
"Thank you."
"I was over the moon."
"Thank you."
"Words aren't enough to describe your beauty."
"Thank you."
"Queen Elizabeth."
"How about Damian?"
"Prince Damian?"
"Our son."
"I'm dying to meet him."
"He would love to meet you too."
"Will you marry me?"
"Marry you?"
"Yes? No?"
"Talk to Damian about it."
"Yes, I will."
"Thank you."
Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley have a son. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They belong together. The world is waiting for them to get hitched. I pray it would happen soon.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan Seacrest
"Doing one deep fried turkey and one on the grill as back up," he said.
"My back just caught fire..needed a deeper drip pan!! Haha..stay tuned."
"Are you all right? Do you need a doctor?" I asked.
"I would love to help you."
"I cook 150 meals = 7 countries = 7 continents."
"I have a confession."
"I'm not good with laundry."
"Clothes disappear at an alarming rate."
'If they're not shrinking, they're changing colors."
"White becomes Black."
"Black turns into White."
Stuffing going in on Twitpic
"C'est magnifique! You made it in one piece."
"Congrats! Delicious! Sumptious! Bon Appetit!"
"One turkey on the grill and one just lowered in the oil tank."
http://twitpic.com/7j4rkl
"Two Turkeys. Thanks for sending the link."
"Game on."
http://twitpic.com/7j5p8g
"Happy Thanksgiving! We did it."
http://twitpic.com/7j5v8g "
"Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday Ryan! I'm proud of you!"
"Bonne Nuit!"
On Thanksgiving, Ryan cooked for his family. Fortunately, Thanksgiving fell on his early birthday, November 24, 2011. His birthday is on December 24, 2011. Yes, he was born on Christmas Eve. Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan! It begs the question. Did he deliver? Yes! Yes! Yes! Heaven, I might add! A picture's worth more than a thousand words. He sent his fans four of them. Accordingly, his marriage with preparing Thanksgiving Dinner's made in heaven. Delicious!!! Sumptious!!! I'm dying to taste it. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It begs another question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! We enjoy cooking, laughing, music, and writing, among other passions. Most importantly, we donate time and money to children's organizations. Yet again, I fought passionately for kids in 24 federal courts. Agreed, 24 is the magic number. For these reasons, we deserve a gold medal. Perhaps, a Nobel Peace Prize.
"My back just caught fire..needed a deeper drip pan!! Haha..stay tuned."
"Are you all right? Do you need a doctor?" I asked.
"I would love to help you."
"I cook 150 meals = 7 countries = 7 continents."
"I have a confession."
"I'm not good with laundry."
"Clothes disappear at an alarming rate."
'If they're not shrinking, they're changing colors."
"White becomes Black."
"Black turns into White."
Stuffing going in on Twitpic
"C'est magnifique! You made it in one piece."
"Congrats! Delicious! Sumptious! Bon Appetit!"
"One turkey on the grill and one just lowered in the oil tank."
http://twitpic.com/7j4rkl
"Two Turkeys. Thanks for sending the link."
"Game on."
http://twitpic.com/7j5p8g
"Happy Thanksgiving! We did it."
http://twitpic.com/7j5v8g "
"Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday Ryan! I'm proud of you!"
"Bonne Nuit!"
On Thanksgiving, Ryan cooked for his family. Fortunately, Thanksgiving fell on his early birthday, November 24, 2011. His birthday is on December 24, 2011. Yes, he was born on Christmas Eve. Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan! It begs the question. Did he deliver? Yes! Yes! Yes! Heaven, I might add! A picture's worth more than a thousand words. He sent his fans four of them. Accordingly, his marriage with preparing Thanksgiving Dinner's made in heaven. Delicious!!! Sumptious!!! I'm dying to taste it. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It begs another question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! We enjoy cooking, laughing, music, and writing, among other passions. Most importantly, we donate time and money to children's organizations. Yet again, I fought passionately for kids in 24 federal courts. Agreed, 24 is the magic number. For these reasons, we deserve a gold medal. Perhaps, a Nobel Peace Prize.
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