"Where were you when I needed you?" he asked.
"What for?" she asked.
"You had the magic ace."
"Did you mean Obama?"
"Yes, I did."
"Are you together?"
"Yes, we can be! Yes, we are!"
"He's my boyfriend as in Oprah and Obama."
"Was that why you crossed the carpet?"
" From Bush to Obama."
"Yes, it was!"
"Is that why you're not married?"
"Yes, it is!"
"Are you in love with him?"
"Yes, I am."
"Will you marry him?"
"Yes, I will."
"Will you have children with him?"
"Yes, I will."
"Will you divorce him?"
"Yes, I will."
It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.
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