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Showing posts with label DWTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DWTS. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Anderson Cooper and Nancy Grace










"I'm rooting for you," he said.

"What exactly are you talking about?" she asked.

"I want you to win the mirror ball trophy on DWTS."


 "Don't come home without it."

"Why?"

"I'm one of your fans."



"I vote for you daily."

"Is that all?"

"I'm your secret admirer."

"Why?"

"What kind of question is that?"

"I'm an attorney."



"I get to question you on the witness stand."

"We're not in court."



"We're journalists."

"You're on court TV."



 "In case you've forgotten, I'm an attorney."

"Please answer the question and refrain from asking it."

"What was the question again, Counsel?"

"Why are you my secret admirer?"

"I love you."



 "You're beautiful and hard working."

"Are we on Anderson Cooper 360?"

"It's more like "Keeping Them Honest."



"I'm being honest."

"Thanks for keeping us informed."

"Do you love me?"

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Should I take the 5th or declare it heaven? Heaven!!! I truly believe he loves her. Agreed, everyone has the capacity to love. Love measures our strengths. Conversely, hatred depicts our weaknesses.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Rob Kardashian and Lacey Schwimmer





"Robert, could you please tie my shoe laces?" she asked.

"It's Rob. My Dad's Robert," he said.

"I apologize."

"Please don't. It's a compliment. He was ahead of his time. He was a genius and a top-notch attorney."

"Sorry about your Dad."

"I've been dying to tie them."

"Really?"

"Since I started dancing on DWTS. My eyes have been fixatated on them."

"Are we still talking about my shoe laces?"

"You look stunning. I like the way you shake on the dance floor."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome."

"I would like to tie them now."

"Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes! That's the way I like it! I like it."


"I like it too. Lacey and Robert. L & R."


 It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They compliment one another.