"Will you marry me for better and worse?" he proposed.
"In sickness and good health."
"In poverty and wealth."
"Before I answer you, I have a question," she said.
"Will you buy that house we saw?"
"Yes."
"Yes, I'll marry you."
"For better and worse."
"In sickness and good health."
"In poverty and wealth."
"Because we're human, we have flaws."
"It's not up to me to judge anyone."
"If we could overcome them."
"It would measure our strengths."
"You're the smartest of them all."
"Thank you."
On October 11, 1975 Bill Jefferson Clinton and Hillary Rodham got hitched. They have a daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They support each other through thick and thin. Marriage's a partnership rings true for them. They're in it for the long haul. Well done, Mr. President and Mrs. Secretary of State!
Showing posts with label President. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President. Show all posts
Monday, November 21, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
President George W. and Laura Bush
"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever had the fortune to meet," he said.
"And the smartest, I might add."
"Thank you," she said.
"You changed my life. You're my twinkling star."
"Thank you."
"You're calm and collected."
"Thank you."
"You possess poise, simplicity and sophistication simultaneously."
"Thank you."
"You have the highest approval rating of any modern President."
"95% is a tall order, Mr. President."
"You did not buckle under attack."
"You defended America heroically. Well done!"
"Thank you."
"I couldn't have done it without you."
"You kept me calm."
"Thank you."
On November 5 1977, George Walker Bush and Laura Welch got hitched. They have two children (twin girls). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Behind every great man, there's a woman and vice versa rings true for them. I truly admire them.
"And the smartest, I might add."
"Thank you," she said.
"You changed my life. You're my twinkling star."
"Thank you."
"You're calm and collected."
"Thank you."
"You possess poise, simplicity and sophistication simultaneously."
"Thank you."
"You have the highest approval rating of any modern President."
"95% is a tall order, Mr. President."
"You did not buckle under attack."
"You defended America heroically. Well done!"
"Thank you."
"I couldn't have done it without you."
"You kept me calm."
"Thank you."
On November 5 1977, George Walker Bush and Laura Welch got hitched. They have two children (twin girls). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Behind every great man, there's a woman and vice versa rings true for them. I truly admire them.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Newt Gingrich and Ellen DeGeneres
"I would like you to help me shape the 21st Century," he said.
"You're already shaped. Improperly, I might add," she said.
"You don't need my help."
"Improperly?"
"That's why, I need your help."
"I meant Politically."
"You're the front runner."
"I'm #2 now."
"I need your help badly."
"Ouch!"
"Will you marry me?"
"What?"
"It's the only way to win the 2012 Presidential elections."
"I was right! I'm recanting!"
"You're shaped improperly, not politically!"
"Together, We Will Conquer America!"
"That's our Slogan."
"Why me?'
"We need change in the White House."
"You're perfect!"
"Change?"
"Yes."
"Count me in!"
"Is that a Yes?"
"First Lady's Knocking on Your Door!"
"Is that another slogan?"
"Yes."
"Yes, I will marry you."
It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They would accomplish wonders for America. They're powerful doers and speakers. Congratulations are in order!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
President & CEO Timothy P. Shriver, Ph.D
"You look just like your sister," I said.
"Who are you?" He asked
"Your sister's a journalist. My father's also a journalist."
"Who are you?"
"I'm a writer. I've written several books."
"Who are you?"
"Oh! Mr. President. How rude of me? I greatly apologize. I'm the Budget Officer and Acting Grants
Manager of your mother's company."
"Great!"
"Would you like to read my children's books? I wrote two books comprising 30 short stories for
children in English and French."
"Yes. Email is the best way to reach me. I speak French."
"Thanks, Mr. President."
In 2000, I shared an elevator with the president and CEO of a non-profit organization in Washington, DC. I was on cloud nine. Never in my imagination did I envision breathing the same air with him. For starters, I thought he was a figure head. I'm not certain why. Actually, I am. He's a celebrity. It's rare to run into them, let alone inside an elevator. Plus, he comes from a royal family. As a matter of fact, everyone in his family is a celebrity. It begs the question? Do we have royalty in America? The Roosevelts and the Bushes are royalty. If we're to examine it, fathers, nephews and sons became presidents.
The following day, I sent him an email. Did he respond? No! As I said, he's royalty. Before I forget, he was the President and CEO. We shared several common goals. We were the only ones who held two jobs simultaneously. I sent a second one. Not surprisingly, there wasn't an answer. Then, I remembered Attorney P. As it happens, both attended Yale. I sent a third email.
"Would you like to meet over lunch?"
"Let's have coffee at 8:00 AM." he wrote back.
"Yes, Mr. President."
I was right! They shared common goals. Attorney P was also the President and CEO of his law practice. He founded it. And so, we met in his office for five minutes. During this time, we discussed my children's books. Because he had a meeting, we decided we would reconvene. Then, jealous women fired me. According to the grapewine, they believed in their grand illusions that I was the next Monica Lewisky. Did we have sex?
It begs the question. Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell? If we had broached the subject of marriage, would it have been made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! We only discussed children. I'm their advocate. I fought passionately for them in 24 federal courts. We didn't have sex. For the umpteenth time, I only entertain sexual relations with a man I'm married to, engaged to or discussing marriage with. Attorney P and I often talked about poverty-stricken children. President & CEO T also confronted it. He said he would help me. However, jealous women brought personal vendettas to the workplace.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa
"If you sleep with him, your memoir and your father's book would make millions," he said.
"Why should I sleep with the mayor? This is ludicrous," I said.
"I'm in a relationship with you."
"I don't mind you sleeping with other men. How about the President & CEO of Special Olympics?"
"Did you sleep with him? I'm editing your memoir. As the editor, you should listen to me."
"If you want to make money, you have to say you slept with him. He comes from a royal family."
"Nothing happened! We met for five minutes to discuss my children's books"
"We only talked about children. I'm an advocate for children."
" I fought passionately for them in 24 federal courts for 9 trillion dollars. Children are priceless."
"If we didn't talk about children, it would have been a different matter."
On my birthday, June 21, 2008, my former fiance L invited me to live with him. He had proposed marriage under false pretenses. Next, he began to plot. He promised to edit my memoir. He also came up with writing a historical novel based upon my father's life. My father was a celebrity in Africa. He was an astute ambassador, renowned journalist, and charming politician. What's more, he founded several newspapers.. L had a hidden agenda. During this time, he started pressuring me to sleep with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. When, I refused, he moved out of our downtown Los Angeles home for more than two years. He knew about my abstinence. I only entertain sexual relations with a man I'm married to, engaged to or discussing marriage with. I prefer courtship to dating. Anytime I dated, Instructor M and his partners in crime terrorized me and the men in my life. He's been obsessed with my breasts since the day we crossed paths in January 1987 at a college in New York City. He's worse than Adolf Hitler, Bernard Madoff, and Ted Kaczinski. He and his scores of accomplices masterminded Attorney P's death, my father's death, my son's kidnap, 50 wrongful terminations, 5000 refusals to hire, 5 grand larcenies and thefts, 100 food poisonings, 1 poison Ivy on clothes, 100 automobile accidents, account closures, ousted me out of MBA and JD programs, just to name a few. During the time I dated Attorney R, he incited students in my Math class to vandalize the car he helped me with, stage fights, set fires, smear the door with blood, throw rocks which shattered windows in my classroom into tiny fractions, repeat our telephone conversations and draw our private parts on walls.
Not surprisingly, one of my memoirs, Amanda U: 1985 and the Amazing Years did not garner income. I self-published it. I've since withdrawn it. I would like to publish it with a reputable publishing company in America or France. I have plans to move back to Paris. During his Sabattical leave, several residents informed me that the mayor had just divorced his wife. Sometimes, I watched TV downstairs with them. It was still a resounding no. Our relationship would have been based upon deception and false pretenses. As a matter of fact, I spent 2010 Thanksgiving with the mayor and more than 3,000 Los Angelesnos. He was serving meals. When I saw him, I dodged him like a bullet.
"@villaraigosa Central library(CL) is freezing. As an economist, my advice is decrease air conditioning & use funds 2 keep CL open 7 days.Thx .AmandaUch," I said.
On September 25, 2010, I sent this tweet to Mayor V. He re-tweeted it on the same day, but he didn't decrease air conditioning.
It begs the question. Will our marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? I would rather take the fifth. Taking the fifth does not mean Hell. Simply, i've no idea. It begs another question. Do you think Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa knew about this plot? I don't think so! The truth of the matter is I'm capable of finding the right man. No one should force me! Heaven! Opposites who share common goals attract more! He and I love law and politics! My father instilled them in me! I plan to resume law school in fall 2013. I've been fighting passionately for kids in court since 2003.
"Why should I sleep with the mayor? This is ludicrous," I said.
"I'm in a relationship with you."
"I don't mind you sleeping with other men. How about the President & CEO of Special Olympics?"
"Did you sleep with him? I'm editing your memoir. As the editor, you should listen to me."
"If you want to make money, you have to say you slept with him. He comes from a royal family."
"Nothing happened! We met for five minutes to discuss my children's books"
"We only talked about children. I'm an advocate for children."
" I fought passionately for them in 24 federal courts for 9 trillion dollars. Children are priceless."
"If we didn't talk about children, it would have been a different matter."
On my birthday, June 21, 2008, my former fiance L invited me to live with him. He had proposed marriage under false pretenses. Next, he began to plot. He promised to edit my memoir. He also came up with writing a historical novel based upon my father's life. My father was a celebrity in Africa. He was an astute ambassador, renowned journalist, and charming politician. What's more, he founded several newspapers.. L had a hidden agenda. During this time, he started pressuring me to sleep with Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. When, I refused, he moved out of our downtown Los Angeles home for more than two years. He knew about my abstinence. I only entertain sexual relations with a man I'm married to, engaged to or discussing marriage with. I prefer courtship to dating. Anytime I dated, Instructor M and his partners in crime terrorized me and the men in my life. He's been obsessed with my breasts since the day we crossed paths in January 1987 at a college in New York City. He's worse than Adolf Hitler, Bernard Madoff, and Ted Kaczinski. He and his scores of accomplices masterminded Attorney P's death, my father's death, my son's kidnap, 50 wrongful terminations, 5000 refusals to hire, 5 grand larcenies and thefts, 100 food poisonings, 1 poison Ivy on clothes, 100 automobile accidents, account closures, ousted me out of MBA and JD programs, just to name a few. During the time I dated Attorney R, he incited students in my Math class to vandalize the car he helped me with, stage fights, set fires, smear the door with blood, throw rocks which shattered windows in my classroom into tiny fractions, repeat our telephone conversations and draw our private parts on walls.
Not surprisingly, one of my memoirs, Amanda U: 1985 and the Amazing Years did not garner income. I self-published it. I've since withdrawn it. I would like to publish it with a reputable publishing company in America or France. I have plans to move back to Paris. During his Sabattical leave, several residents informed me that the mayor had just divorced his wife. Sometimes, I watched TV downstairs with them. It was still a resounding no. Our relationship would have been based upon deception and false pretenses. As a matter of fact, I spent 2010 Thanksgiving with the mayor and more than 3,000 Los Angelesnos. He was serving meals. When I saw him, I dodged him like a bullet.
"
On September 25, 2010, I sent this tweet to Mayor V. He re-tweeted it on the same day, but he didn't decrease air conditioning.
It begs the question. Will our marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? I would rather take the fifth. Taking the fifth does not mean Hell. Simply, i've no idea. It begs another question. Do you think Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa knew about this plot? I don't think so! The truth of the matter is I'm capable of finding the right man. No one should force me! Heaven! Opposites who share common goals attract more! He and I love law and politics! My father instilled them in me! I plan to resume law school in fall 2013. I've been fighting passionately for kids in court since 2003.
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