Colin Powell and Ricki Lake

"Shall we dance?" he asked.

"I wasn't expecting you," she said.

"It's a surprise."

"Where's Derek?"

"Derek Who?"

"My dancing partner on DWTS."

"I thought you said he was too young."

"You asked for an older guy."

"I'm perfect."

"I was a General in the army."

"The highest rank in the army."

"The answer is a resounding no!"



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.