Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

"There are some things you need to know about me," she said.

"I don't care about your past. I'm only interested in your present and future," he said.

"If anything, your past has made you a strong, hard working and beautiful woman."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence."

"Please tell me about your past."

"I thought you didn't want to know."

"If we're going to be husband and wife, I need to know every sordid detail."

"Did you just propose marriage?"

"Yes."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Not with a million red roses and a diamond ring fit for a Queen."

"Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. A million times."



On August 20, 2011, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian got hitched. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Before I answer it, I would like to pause for a minute. Should I take the 5th? Will I declare it heaven? How about hell? Because I promote family values, I'm not at liberty to proclaim other people's marriages made in hell? It would defeat the purpose. And so, it's the moment of truth. Heaven!!! Opposites who share common goals attract more.

Marc Anthony and J. Lo

"Nothing matters, but you, our kids, and God above," he said.

"I have nothing to say to you," she said.

"Please come back home. I need you."

"On one condition."

"What's that?"

"Actually, two conditions."

"What are those?"

"Children."

"Do you want more twins?"

"Yes."

"You've got a deal."

"Twin girls."

"Yes, Baby."

On June 5, 2004, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez got hitched. They have twins (a boy and girl). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They should rekindle their romance. What God has joined together, let no man or woman put asunder. It must be the 7-year itch!

Jay-Z and Beyonce

"Don't ever let me go," he said.

"I'll never let you go," she said.

"I'm crazy in love with you."

"You've gotten the best of me."

 "I've changed."

"I would like to settle down."

 "I've been a bachelor for more than three decades."

"Say no more. I'm dangerously in love with you."

"You're B and B."

"I beg your pardon?"

" Beautiful and bootylicious."

"Thank you."

On April 4, 2008, Jay-Z aka Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles got hitched. They're expecting a bundle of joy. Congratulations are in order! It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They're head over heels in love. Charming!!!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

"Sweet Sixteen," he said.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You had me at a hello."

"Thank you."

"Mission accomplished! I thought it would be mission impossible. Glad I found you."

"Thank you."

"Sweet sixteen! You're the youngest and most beautiful of them all."

"Thank you."

On November 18, 2006, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched. They have a son and two daughters. Tom is an exemplary father. He adopted two of his three children ( a boy and a girl) from mixed backgrounds. For this reason, he deserves a gold medal. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! The third time was the charm.

Chris Brown and R. Rihanna Fenty

"My head hurts. I don't remember where I banged it," she said.

"Where does it hurt?" he asked.

"On the fore head."

"Yeah 3x! It's bleeding."

"What does it mean?"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

"Agreed."

"Let me hold your hands."

"Why?"

"You're so beautiful. It feels like I'm a dream. I might wake up and we're no longer together."

" If it happens, we'll always be together in spirit."

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Before I take the 5th or declare it heaven, I would like to pose another question. Did Rihanna endure amnesia? It rings true blue. I've had 10 CT-scans. I suffered more than 10 brain injuries on more than 10 incidents. I give my gratitude to God.  Gratitude's the greatest of all virtues. Not only did He save me more than a million times from harm's way, He turned back the clock. Let's now turn back the clock for Chris and Rihanna! Heaven!!!

President Bill Clinton and Lady Gaga

" I replaced Bad Romance with Bill Romance, " she said.

"Thank you," he said.

"Baby, I wish to play sax with you."

"Did you mean sex? "

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

" I'm definitely on board. "

"I love you. I'm on the edge with you tonight."

"C'est magnifique! You and I share some things in common," I said.

"What do you mean?"

"You love President Bill Clinton and I love President George W. Bush."

"I love men who are  Commanders-in-Chief."

"Me too."

"I work seven days a week."

"Me too!"

"I play the piano."

"Me too."

"I write all my songs."

"Me too."


At 21 years old, Lady Gaga found fame. She hit the Jackpot through hard work. I'm 21/43. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Action speaks louder than words.

Seal and Heidi Klum Samuel

"Our love's divine. We're blessed with four children with beautiful shades," he said.

"I couldn't have asked for a better husband and father to our kids," she said.

"Darling, you're a kiss from a rose."

"Thank you."

On May 10, 2005, Seal Samuel and Heidi Klum got hitched. They have two sons and two daughters. As a matter of fact, he adopted her first child stemming from a previous relationship. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Every year, they renew their vows on their anniversary. On November 21, 2009, Heidi legally adopted her husband's name, Samuel. Charming!!!