Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

"I have a dark past," she said.

"Don't worry about it," he said.

"I might return to it."

"Not on my watch! Our children and I will always have your back."

"Thank you."

"Will you marry me?"

"Not yet."

"Why not?"

"I don't want another divorce."

"Our six children want us to marry."

"They want to be bridesmaids and groomsmen."

"3 bridesmaids and 3 groomsmen."

"It makes sense. 3 of each."

'Who will be the maid of honor and best man?"

"No one. The wedding is about you, our children and I."

"Yes, I'll marry you."



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have three sons and three daughters. They adopted three of them. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their children symbolize their love. They bring out the best in them. If truth be told, they share an extraordinary bond. He helped her overcome her dark past. For these reasons, they deserve a gold medal. I might add that everyone has a dark past.

Bruce and Kris Jenner aka Kris Kardashian

"Honey, I should probably change my last name back to Kardashian. Everyone calls me, Mrs. Kardashian. My children are Kardashians. The Kardashian name has become a brand name," she said.

"No comment," he said.

"Honey, I wouldn't change my name. We've been married for 20 years. I'm Kris Jenner forever."

"I love you, honey."

" I love you too, honey!"



On April 21, 1991, Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian got hitched. They have 8 children. She had 4 with her first husband, Robert Kardashian while he had 2 with his first wife, Linda Thompson. And they have 2. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! If truth be told, they raised all eight children. For starters, they've been married for 20 years. The oldest child is 32 while the youngest is 14. Hence, they deserve a gold medal.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

"Sweet Sixteen," he said.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You had me at a hello."

"Thank you."

"Mission accomplished! I thought it would be mission impossible. Glad I found you."

"Thank you."

"Sweet sixteen! You're the youngest and most beautiful of them all."

"Thank you."

On November 18, 2006, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched. They have a son and two daughters. Tom is an exemplary father. He adopted two of his three children ( a boy and a girl) from mixed backgrounds. For this reason, he deserves a gold medal. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! The third time was the charm.