Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

"I have a dark past," she said.

"Don't worry about it," he said.

"I might return to it."

"Not on my watch! Our children and I will always have your back."

"Thank you."

"Will you marry me?"

"Not yet."

"Why not?"

"I don't want another divorce."

"Our six children want us to marry."

"They want to be bridesmaids and groomsmen."

"3 bridesmaids and 3 groomsmen."

"It makes sense. 3 of each."

'Who will be the maid of honor and best man?"

"No one. The wedding is about you, our children and I."

"Yes, I'll marry you."



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have three sons and three daughters. They adopted three of them. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their children symbolize their love. They bring out the best in them. If truth be told, they share an extraordinary bond. He helped her overcome her dark past. For these reasons, they deserve a gold medal. I might add that everyone has a dark past.

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

"You shouldn't have returned the Heisman trophy," she said.

"Why not?" he asked.

"It was yours to keep. You earned it."

"I was not comfortable with my name being dragged out in the spotlight."

"Was that why you left?"

"What about my left foot?"

"You're changing the subject."

"I'm always on the move. It comes with the territory."


"It was time to move on."

"You didn't exactly move on."


 "You replaced me with a woman who ressembles me to a perfect tee."


"Really?"

"We shared wonderful memories."

"We made a good team for almost 3 years."


 "You're my longest relationship."


 "I enjoyed cooking for you."

"Yes, you cooked my favorite meals. I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"Everyone wishes you were back."

"My left foot hurts again. Football."

"Ryan Seacrest is willing to pay for another wedding."


"The royals can't hold a candle to us. It would be huge and expensive."

"I'll think about it."

"Fantastic! My divorce will be finalized soon. I got married just to make you jealous."



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Should I take the 5th or declare it heaven? Heaven!!! They lasted more than 2 years.