Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

"Will you marry me?" he proposed.

"We should wait," she said.

"Why?"

"We're teenagers."

"Our parents were married when they were teenagers."

"Times have changed."

"Make another wish."

"All I need is somebody to love me."

"I don't need money."

"Money can't buy love."

"Will you love me?"

"Yes."

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They're hard working. If truth be told, he needs somebody like her to love him. She doesn't take him for granted. She loves him with equal candor.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Great News, Governor! I'm an advocate for kids. I fight passionately for them. Please extend my greetings to your family," I said.

"Thank you, @AmandaUch. It's one of my favorite tweets. I favored it," he said.

"Governor, I just realized you favored one of my tweets in September 2010. I would like to thank you today, October 27, 2011. October is full of surprises."

"I like to hear from my fans."

"I'm one of your fans. Please share my blogsite, "Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell?" with your fans and followers."

"I pray you and your wife would reconcile. Family is the most important. Without one, we're nothing. Most importantly, your children need you to reunite with their mother."

"And if you're not able to mend fences with your wife, Maria Shriver, I would like to be one of your favorite people."

"Are you willing to propose marriage with a ring? I might add that I have plans to have twin boys via in vitro fertilization. In 2003, depressed females kidnapped my only child and killed my beloved father. By the way, I'm 21/43. Because of the brain injuries I sustained at age 2, I've not aged much. I'm not ashamed to admit it. My head was split into 2 when I was 2 years old. As a matter of fact, my children help me to age. Prior to my son's conception, I couldn't grow past 8 years old. When I became pregnant with him, I received stem cells from him. And, I grew from 4 feet to almost 5 feet 5 inches. On a final note, I worked as a Budget Analyst/Acting Grants Manager for Special Olympics International Incorporation. During this time, I had coffee with your soon to be ex brother-in-law, Tim Shriver ( President, CEO & Chairman). We met for 5 minutes in his office to discuss my children's books. Nothing happened!!! For the umpteenth time, I'm an advocate for children. I fought passionately for them in 24 federal courts across America from June 2003 until June 2010 (7 years). I single-handedly enhanced the economy in the United States of America. California benefited the most."

It begs the question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! For a kick-off, it won't be based upon false pretenses. I'm a straight shooter. I like to put my cards on the table. As it happens, former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fits the bill. We would be able to compliment one another. Because I survived a series of brain injuries, there are scores of female terrorists who constantly bully and envy me day after day. They enjoy feeding lies to potential suitors. I believe in courtship as opposed to dating. Following a short courtship, President Nicolas Sarkozy married  First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. In fact, I speak French fluently. I attended high school in Paris. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger would be able to protect me as he did in several of his action hero movies. In truth, I possess the beauty, body, brains and youth, among other qualities to land any man younger or older, including the powerful ones. Once more, I'm 21/43. In all honesty, God turned back the clock and the tables on my adversaries. He saved me from harm's way more than a million times.

Bruce and Kris Jenner aka Kris Kardashian

"Honey, I should probably change my last name back to Kardashian. Everyone calls me, Mrs. Kardashian. My children are Kardashians. The Kardashian name has become a brand name," she said.

"No comment," he said.

"Honey, I wouldn't change my name. We've been married for 20 years. I'm Kris Jenner forever."

"I love you, honey."

" I love you too, honey!"



On April 21, 1991, Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian got hitched. They have 8 children. She had 4 with her first husband, Robert Kardashian while he had 2 with his first wife, Linda Thompson. And they have 2. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! If truth be told, they raised all eight children. For starters, they've been married for 20 years. The oldest child is 32 while the youngest is 14. Hence, they deserve a gold medal.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

 

"You're going to be my wife in a month," he said.

"How do you know? We just met. We hardly know one another," she said.

"It's the only way to make love to you. I can't wait to put a ring on your finger."

"You'll be all mine in a month.  You're absolutely gorgeous."

"Seeing is believing. Where's the ring?"

"I don't have it yet. I'll have it in 2 weeks."

'I won't breathe a word to my father. He'll think you're a loser."

"I'm not one of them. I'm dead serious. I want to have children with you."

"I would like to spend the rest of my life with you."

"Thank you."

On September 27, 2009, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got hitched. They crossed paths on August 27, 2009. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Both are tall. Just kidding!!! They waited until they were engaged or married to consummate. Respect is the cornerstone of every relationship, whether it's business or personal.

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

"Let's get married, Princess," he said.

"I'm not ready for marriage," she said.

"Our son is priceless."

"I have plans to attend law school."

"Like father, like daughter."

"Yes. I'm the oldest of 8 children."

""All right! I'll wait. During my dark days, you didn't walk out on me."

"Together we stand. Divided, they conquer."

"Patience's a virtue. Good things come to people who wait in miniature packages."

"I concur, counsel."

"What happened to Princess?"

"Fantastic Mother, Attorney, Counsel, Beautiful, Princess and Sweetheart are ways to describe you."

"Thank you."



Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have a son. They're expecting another child next year. Congratulations are in order! It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They share an extraordinary bond. What's more, they've weathered several storms.

Rob Kardashian and Lacey Schwimmer

"Robert, could you please tie my shoe laces?" she asked.

"It's Rob. My Dad's Robert," he said.

"I apologize."

"Please don't. It's a compliment. He was ahead of his time. He was a genius and a top-notch attorney."

"Sorry about your Dad."

"I've been dying to tie them."

"Really?"

"Since I started dancing on DWTS. My eyes have been fixatated on them."

"Are we still talking about my shoe laces?"

"You look stunning. I like the way you shake on the dance floor."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome."

"I would like to tie them now."

"Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes! That's the way I like it! I like it."

"I like it too. Lacey and Robert. L & R."


 It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They compliment one another.

Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul

"The longer we work for the same company, the more I think we belong together," he said.

"I can't seem to get you out of my system either," she said.

"What is 1 + 1?"

"Are you speaking Queen's English?"

"Appalling! Atrocious!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Of course not!"

"Who are you talking to? It's just the two of us in this hotel room."

"I'm referring to my old gig on IDOL."

"Those days are behind us. Let's look to the future. We've got the X-Factor. They don't."

"Yes, of course. Now, back to us."

"I'm all ears."

"Will you marry me, Angel?"

"Isn't that the antonym of Appalling and Atrocity?"

"You know me very well."

"I thought you would never ask."

"Is that a Yes?"

"Yes, Simon."




It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Simply, their hearts beat as one. They can't seem to be apart for a long time.