Mike Huckabee and Katie Couric

"Why did you leave CBS Evening News?" he asked.

"Why are you not campaigning for president in 2012?" she asked.

"My heart told me not to run. How about you?"

" Mine too. It was time to move on."

"We share similar aspirations."

"You should reconsider your standpoint."

"You won the 2008 Iowa caucuses."

"On two conditions."

"What are those?"

"Are you against Roe versus Wade?"

"More than one million American children have been murdered."

"It increased illegal immigration by more than one million."

"More people die by means of abortions than wars."

'What's the last condition?"

"Are you ready to marry me?"

"Yes on both conditions. I lost two loved ones to cancer."

"Please accept my deepest condolences."


It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Opposites who share similar aspirations attract more.