Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

"Will you marry me?" he proposed.

"We should wait," she said.

"Why?"

"We're teenagers."

"Our parents were married when they were teenagers."

"Times have changed."

"Make another wish."

"All I need is somebody to love me."

"I don't need money."

"Money can't buy love."

"Will you love me?"

"Yes."

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They're hard working. If truth be told, he needs somebody like her to love him. She doesn't take him for granted. She loves him with equal candor.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Great News, Governor! I'm an advocate for kids. I fight passionately for them. Please extend my greetings to your family," I said.

"Thank you, @AmandaUch. It's one of my favorite tweets. I favored it," he said.

"Governor, I just realized you favored one of my tweets in September 2010. I would like to thank you today, October 27, 2011. October is full of surprises."

"I like to hear from my fans."

"I'm one of your fans. Please share my blogsite, "Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell?" with your fans and followers."

"I pray you and your wife would reconcile. Family is the most important. Without one, we're nothing. Most importantly, your children need you to reunite with their mother."

"And if you're not able to mend fences with your wife, Maria Shriver, I would like to be one of your favorite people."

"Are you willing to propose marriage with a ring? I might add that I have plans to have twin boys via in vitro fertilization. In 2003, depressed females kidnapped my only child and killed my beloved father. By the way, I'm 21/43. Because of the brain injuries I sustained at age 2, I've not aged much. I'm not ashamed to admit it. My head was split into 2 when I was 2 years old. As a matter of fact, my children help me to age. Prior to my son's conception, I couldn't grow past 8 years old. When I became pregnant with him, I received stem cells from him. And, I grew from 4 feet to almost 5 feet 5 inches. On a final note, I worked as a Budget Analyst/Acting Grants Manager for Special Olympics International Incorporation. During this time, I had coffee with your soon to be ex brother-in-law, Tim Shriver ( President, CEO & Chairman). We met for 5 minutes in his office to discuss my children's books. Nothing happened!!! For the umpteenth time, I'm an advocate for children. I fought passionately for them in 24 federal courts across America from June 2003 until June 2010 (7 years). I single-handedly enhanced the economy in the United States of America. California benefited the most."

It begs the question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! For a kick-off, it won't be based upon false pretenses. I'm a straight shooter. I like to put my cards on the table. As it happens, former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fits the bill. We would be able to compliment one another. Because I survived a series of brain injuries, there are scores of female terrorists who constantly bully and envy me day after day. They enjoy feeding lies to potential suitors. I believe in courtship as opposed to dating. Following a short courtship, President Nicolas Sarkozy married  First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. In fact, I speak French fluently. I attended high school in Paris. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger would be able to protect me as he did in several of his action hero movies. In truth, I possess the beauty, body, brains and youth, among other qualities to land any man younger or older, including the powerful ones. Once more, I'm 21/43. In all honesty, God turned back the clock and the tables on my adversaries. He saved me from harm's way more than a million times.

Bruce and Kris Jenner aka Kris Kardashian

"Honey, I should probably change my last name back to Kardashian. Everyone calls me, Mrs. Kardashian. My children are Kardashians. The Kardashian name has become a brand name," she said.

"No comment," he said.

"Honey, I wouldn't change my name. We've been married for 20 years. I'm Kris Jenner forever."

"I love you, honey."

" I love you too, honey!"



On April 21, 1991, Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian got hitched. They have 8 children. She had 4 with her first husband, Robert Kardashian while he had 2 with his first wife, Linda Thompson. And they have 2. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! If truth be told, they raised all eight children. For starters, they've been married for 20 years. The oldest child is 32 while the youngest is 14. Hence, they deserve a gold medal.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

 

"You're going to be my wife in a month," he said.

"How do you know? We just met. We hardly know one another," she said.

"It's the only way to make love to you. I can't wait to put a ring on your finger."

"You'll be all mine in a month.  You're absolutely gorgeous."

"Seeing is believing. Where's the ring?"

"I don't have it yet. I'll have it in 2 weeks."

'I won't breathe a word to my father. He'll think you're a loser."

"I'm not one of them. I'm dead serious. I want to have children with you."

"I would like to spend the rest of my life with you."

"Thank you."

On September 27, 2009, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got hitched. They crossed paths on August 27, 2009. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Both are tall. Just kidding!!! They waited until they were engaged or married to consummate. Respect is the cornerstone of every relationship, whether it's business or personal.

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian

"Let's get married, Princess," he said.

"I'm not ready for marriage," she said.

"Our son is priceless."

"I have plans to attend law school."

"Like father, like daughter."

"Yes. I'm the oldest of 8 children."

""All right! I'll wait. During my dark days, you didn't walk out on me."

"Together we stand. Divided, they conquer."

"Patience's a virtue. Good things come to people who wait in miniature packages."

"I concur, counsel."

"What happened to Princess?"

"Fantastic Mother, Attorney, Counsel, Beautiful, Princess and Sweetheart are ways to describe you."

"Thank you."



Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have a son. They're expecting another child next year. Congratulations are in order! It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They share an extraordinary bond. What's more, they've weathered several storms.

Rob Kardashian and Lacey Schwimmer

"Robert, could you please tie my shoe laces?" she asked.

"It's Rob. My Dad's Robert," he said.

"I apologize."

"Please don't. It's a compliment. He was ahead of his time. He was a genius and a top-notch attorney."

"Sorry about your Dad."

"I've been dying to tie them."

"Really?"

"Since I started dancing on DWTS. My eyes have been fixatated on them."

"Are we still talking about my shoe laces?"

"You look stunning. I like the way you shake on the dance floor."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome."

"I would like to tie them now."

"Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes! That's the way I like it! I like it."

"I like it too. Lacey and Robert. L & R."


 It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They compliment one another.

Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul

"The longer we work for the same company, the more I think we belong together," he said.

"I can't seem to get you out of my system either," she said.

"What is 1 + 1?"

"Are you speaking Queen's English?"

"Appalling! Atrocious!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"Of course not!"

"Who are you talking to? It's just the two of us in this hotel room."

"I'm referring to my old gig on IDOL."

"Those days are behind us. Let's look to the future. We've got the X-Factor. They don't."

"Yes, of course. Now, back to us."

"I'm all ears."

"Will you marry me, Angel?"

"Isn't that the antonym of Appalling and Atrocity?"

"You know me very well."

"I thought you would never ask."

"Is that a Yes?"

"Yes, Simon."




It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Simply, their hearts beat as one. They can't seem to be apart for a long time.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

"There are some things you need to know about me," she said.

"I don't care about your past. I'm only interested in your present and future," he said.

"If anything, your past has made you a strong, hard working and beautiful woman."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence."

"Please tell me about your past."

"I thought you didn't want to know."

"If we're going to be husband and wife, I need to know every sordid detail."

"Did you just propose marriage?"

"Yes."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Not with a million red roses and a diamond ring fit for a Queen."

"Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. A million times."



On August 20, 2011, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian got hitched. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Before I answer it, I would like to pause for a minute. Should I take the 5th? Will I declare it heaven? How about hell? Because I promote family values, I'm not at liberty to proclaim other people's marriages made in hell? It would defeat the purpose. And so, it's the moment of truth. Heaven!!! Opposites who share common goals attract more.

Marc Anthony and J. Lo

"Nothing matters, but you, our kids, and God above," he said.

"I have nothing to say to you," she said.

"Please come back home. I need you."

"On one condition."

"What's that?"

"Actually, two conditions."

"What are those?"

"Children."

"Do you want more twins?"

"Yes."

"You've got a deal."

"Twin girls."

"Yes, Baby."

On June 5, 2004, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez got hitched. They have twins (a boy and girl). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They should rekindle their romance. What God has joined together, let no man or woman put asunder. It must be the 7-year itch!

Jay-Z and Beyonce

"Don't ever let me go," he said.

"I'll never let you go," she said.

"I'm crazy in love with you."

"You've gotten the best of me."

 "I've changed."

"I would like to settle down."

 "I've been a bachelor for more than three decades."

"Say no more. I'm dangerously in love with you."

"You're B and B."

"I beg your pardon?"

" Beautiful and bootylicious."

"Thank you."

On April 4, 2008, Jay-Z aka Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles got hitched. They're expecting a bundle of joy. Congratulations are in order! It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They're head over heels in love. Charming!!!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

"Sweet Sixteen," he said.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You had me at a hello."

"Thank you."

"Mission accomplished! I thought it would be mission impossible. Glad I found you."

"Thank you."

"Sweet sixteen! You're the youngest and most beautiful of them all."

"Thank you."

On November 18, 2006, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got hitched. They have a son and two daughters. Tom is an exemplary father. He adopted two of his three children ( a boy and a girl) from mixed backgrounds. For this reason, he deserves a gold medal. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! The third time was the charm.

Chris Brown and R. Rihanna Fenty

"My head hurts. I don't remember where I banged it," she said.

"Where does it hurt?" he asked.

"On the fore head."

"Yeah 3x! It's bleeding."

"What does it mean?"

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

"Agreed."

"Let me hold your hands."

"Why?"

"You're so beautiful. It feels like I'm a dream. I might wake up and we're no longer together."

" If it happens, we'll always be together in spirit."

It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Before I take the 5th or declare it heaven, I would like to pose another question. Did Rihanna endure amnesia? It rings true blue. I've had 10 CT-scans. I suffered more than 10 brain injuries on more than 10 incidents. I give my gratitude to God.  Gratitude's the greatest of all virtues. Not only did He save me more than a million times from harm's way, He turned back the clock. Let's now turn back the clock for Chris and Rihanna! Heaven!!!

President Bill Clinton and Lady Gaga

" I replaced Bad Romance with Bill Romance, " she said.

"Thank you," he said.

"Baby, I wish to play sax with you."

"Did you mean sex? "

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

" I'm definitely on board. "

"I love you. I'm on the edge with you tonight."

"C'est magnifique! You and I share some things in common," I said.

"What do you mean?"

"You love President Bill Clinton and I love President George W. Bush."

"I love men who are  Commanders-in-Chief."

"Me too."

"I work seven days a week."

"Me too!"

"I play the piano."

"Me too."

"I write all my songs."

"Me too."


At 21 years old, Lady Gaga found fame. She hit the Jackpot through hard work. I'm 21/43. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Action speaks louder than words.

Seal and Heidi Klum Samuel

"Our love's divine. We're blessed with four children with beautiful shades," he said.

"I couldn't have asked for a better husband and father to our kids," she said.

"Darling, you're a kiss from a rose."

"Thank you."

On May 10, 2005, Seal Samuel and Heidi Klum got hitched. They have two sons and two daughters. As a matter of fact, he adopted her first child stemming from a previous relationship. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Every year, they renew their vows on their anniversary. On November 21, 2009, Heidi legally adopted her husband's name, Samuel. Charming!!!

Michael Trevino and Lady Gaga

"I called more than seventeen million times. You're unreachable," he said.

"I apologize. I'm terribly busy," she said.

"With what?"

"My little monsters mean the world to me."

"17 million and counting. Congratulations are in order!"

"Thanks a million times."

"I would like to become one of them."

"Yes, of course."

"I meant, will you marry me?"

"Right now, I'm married to my liitle monsters."

"You're Mother Monster. I want to be Father Monster."

"Shhhhhhhhhh."


It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. This doesn't mean that their marriage is destined for hell. Given that I enjoy playing cupid, they should consider taking it to heaven.

Chris Martin and Gywneth Paltrow

"Why are you staring at me?" she asked.

"Your face," he said.

"What about it?"

"It reminds me of an English Rose."

"I'm American."

"Your ancestors might have been English."

"Perhaps."

"I wrote a song for you."

"For me?"

"Yes."

"Yellow."

"It sounds sweet."

"The stars shine for you."

"Thank you very much."

 On December 5, 2003, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow got hitched. They have a son and daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Without question, they are a handsome couple.

Pitbull and Nicki Minaj

"I like your petiteness," he said.

"My what?" she asked.

"I meant your d.........," he said.

"My what?"

"I forgot. You don't speak French."

"What?"

"Me and you should go out."

"Where?"

"It's up to you."

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Look! I get to ask all the questions, not you."

"All rightee."

"What exactly do you have in mind?"

"Champagne."

"Champagne?"

"Yes."

"Go to hell!"



"Give me everything."


"What part of hell do you not understand?"


"All of it! I want some international love."






It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would take the 5th. This doesn't mean that their marriage is destined for hell. Because I enjoy playing cupid, they should consider taking it to heaven.

Steve and Laurene Jobs

"You're the one," he said.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You're the woman I've been waiting for all my life."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You're the most beautiful woman on earth."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You're the smartest of them all."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Will you marry me?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Please say, yes."

"Who are you?"

"Apple."

"Apple?"

"CEO. I founded it with my partner."

"I'm impressed."

"I would like to marry a smart and beautiful woman."

"Thank you for the compliments. Yes, I will marry you."

"You're the Apple of my eye."



On March 18, 1991, Steve Jobs and Laurene Powell got hitched. They have a son and two daughters.  It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!!They lived quietly and happily ever after. They loved one another to death.

President George W. Bush

"Mr. President, I'm sending you court documents via email. Female terrorists kidnapped my only child the day before my June 21, 2003 birthday and killed my beloved father on October 7, 2003. Following my losses, I started to take them to court on behalf of all children, my son and I. I asked defense attorneys to donate money to children's organizations in my name. Because they didn't believe in family values, their refusals were adamant. If anything, I should receive a Nobel Peace Prize for fighting passionately for children in 24 federal courts. What's more, I enhanced the economy. More than 200 defense attorneys, 100 federal judges, 100 magistrate judges and 100 deputy clerks were hired. Not to mention that some of the corporations I sued were headquartered outside the United States of America. You and I share common goals. In September 2001, male terrorists bombed the twin towers in NYC. More than 3,000 people died. Several people lost their loved ones," I said.

"Amanda, Laura and I are praying for you. We send you our best wishes and condolences," President George W. Bush said.

Because I'm the daughter of a reporter, my father instilled courage, honesty and integrity. When my enemies abducted my son, I litigated suits. I wasn't alone. I took children with me to court. Prior to filing suits, I telephoned several politicians in the Democratic Party. I asked them to rescue my child. However, my pleas fell on their deaf ears. Simply, they don't believe in family values. In June 2004, I started sending President George W. Bush my complaints via email. I wrote more than 300. I wasn't certain if he would ever read them. In December 2004, I received a letter from him. As a matter of fact, he sent me a letter every year until he left office in January 2009. I received the last one on January 20, 2009.

"Just keep telling the truth. It doesn't matter if some people don't believe you. If one person out of a million believes you, you've done a marvelous job. If you were to marry one million men, would you marry one man or a million men? He will be your greatest fan and supporter," Papa said.

On October 7, 2003, Papa died from anxiety in view of the fact that female terrorists abducted my son. He would be thrilled I found the one man out of a million. President George W. Bush was the magic ace. Papa was an astute diplomat, legendary journalist, and a renowned politiician. If truth be told, I was grooming my son to follow in his politcal footsteps. My son would have been an attorney had he not been savagely taken away.  October is full of surprises. Steve Jobs also passed in October (5th). I bought my first computer from Apple in 1993. It's the only computer I've ever owned. I now invest in laptops. I donated it and other valuable personal belongings to a children's organization in 1995. Almost every Sunday, I take pictures at the Apple stores in Atlanta, Los Angeles and New York City. May their souls rest in heavenly peace! Both men were genuis.

It begs the question. Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell? Would our marriage have been made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! He was the magic ace as well as the one man out of the one million I asked for help. I knocked on one million doors. Only one door opened. Thank you, President George W. Bush for hearing my voice!

President Barack Obama

"You should marry President Barack Obama," he said.

"I can't marry him. He already has a wife," I answered.

"He will divorce his wife. You have the power to land him," he said.

"I don't want to land him. He has children. I'm an advocate."



I've played cupid in 24 federal courts. Hence, I single-handedly enhanced the economy and promoted family values. Needless to say, more than 200 defense attorneys, 100 federal judges, 100 magistrate judges and 100 deputy clerks were hired. Most importantly, I'm an economist. To be frank, I became one by default. I had geared up to graduate with a BS in Accounting, but I ended up with a BA in Economic and Mathematics by means of sexual retaliation. Because I practice abstinence, I'm not a consenting adult. Given that children are priceless, I litigated suits on behalf of them for nine trillion dollars from June 2003 until June 2010. I sued corporations for 9 trillion dollars. Some were headquartered outside America. While, we're on the subject, there are 12 zeros in a trillion.  Still, this amount isn't nearly enough to compensate the damages liable to children. Some are starving while others are injured. If truth be told, more people die by means of abortions than wars. More than 100 million dollars was poured into the economy. Some were pocketed under the table. I repeatedly asked defense attorneys to donate money to children's organizations. Not surprisingly, their refusals were adamant. That's why, I stopped. I've since replaced my suits with songs. I'm also an artist.


"You could put back money into the economy by slicing the salaries of members of your cabinet. Then, give it to the poor by marching with members of your cabinet to poverty-stricken areas. Some children live there. This would boost up the economy. Are you ready to show love to your people? By the way, my name is AmandaU. I'm an artist, author, and economist."

I sent this answer to President Obama via Yahoo yesrerday. It would guarantee an instant cure. Money is like earth. It revolves. If few people have it, the rest are starving. If you lend a hand to them, it boosts the economy. The old adage, "the more the merrier" rings true blue. Only 1% of people on earth are benefiting from her wealth. How about the other 99%? Are we not entitled to the piece of the pie? President Barack Obama should set an unprecendented example. It might earn him a re-election.



It begs the question. Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell? Would our marriage have been made in heaven or hell? Hell!!! Some children are starving while others are injured. By the same token, some adults are also in the same nightmarish predicament.

Deadbeat JayU

"I like the texture of your skin," said Deadbeat JayU.

"Thanks," I said.

"I would like to take you out," he said.

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"I'm too young to date."

"I like my women young."

"I'm not allowed to talk to you. Bye."

I've kept you in suspense long enough. You must be wondering who fathered my son. In December 1984, I crossed paths with Deadbeat JayU at a house party in Queens. I tagged along to one with my sister and her husband. As a matter of fact, Morgan F is the father of her first son. Since the day we met, he wouldn't let go of me. He called my sister more than fifty times. Finally, she gave him my number. At the time, he was 36 years old and I was 16.  Agreed, Deadbeat JayU is 20 years older than me. And I am 17 years older than my son. Bioliogically speaking, I was 8 when I conceived him. Because I survived brain injuries, I couldn't grow past 8 years old until I received stem cells from my son. In 9 months, I grew from 4 feet to almost 5 feet 5 inches. I might add that I was a child prodigy. Because of my brain injuries, I excel at advanced projects while I'm clumsy at basic ones. I started playing the piano at age 4.  At age 11, I earned a scholarship to study civil engineering in France in June 1979. I also landed another scholarship to study medicine in Canada in the same year, but I chose France. I wanted to acquire the French language.  Upon my arrival in Paris, I attended 2  more years of high school (A Levels) before starting my program in civil engineering. Given that I'm not good with basic tasks like hearing, talking and walking, I abandoned it in May 1983. Every summer, I took intensive French classes at the renowned University of Poitiers. In four years, I received a diploma in French at age 15. In June 1983, I boarded a plane from Charles De Gaulles airport and landed at John Fitzgerald Kennedy (JFK) airport in NYC. Since the month I arrived, I started taking Math classes as a non-degree student at Baruch College until I became pregnant with my child. CUNY also owns it. I took on more than 42 Math credits (14 Math courses), including Advanced Calculus. I excelled in all of them. Not surprisingly,  only half of them were transferred to Hunter College. I should have graduated with 160 semester credits as opposed to 140.

"You're wasting your time. I won't go out with you. I'm busy studying."

"What are you studying?"

"I have plans to study Architecture. I abandoned my civil engineering program in Paris."

"Did you live in Paris?"

"Yes."

"You're what the doctor ordered?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"I'm looking for a virgin."

"A virgin?"

"Yes. I like virgins."

"What makes you think I'm a virgin?"

"The texture of your skin."

"Really?"

"It's like a baby's skin."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"I still won't go out with you."

"Why not?"

"I just don't date."

"You're now in America, not Africa."

"I just left Europe, not Africa."

"It won't be dating. I would like to invite you to my home. I'll play my guitar."

"Do you play the guitar?"

"Yes. I'm a musician. Right now, I'm studying for my Masters in communications at Brooklyn College. I plan to return to music. I had a band when I lived in Africa. I've been on TV since I was 10 years old. "

"I play the piano."

"I knew we had a connection. Will you marry me?"

On my father's birthday, February 10, 1985, my son was conceived. Two months later, Deadbeat JayU abandoned me under the Brooklyn Bridge. He wanted me to have an abortion, but I refused. Several women, including my so-called sisters and his sisters kept him abreast of my brain injuries. As a matter of fact, he faked his own death to avoid paying child support. In April 1985, I took him to court in Brooklyn. I sent the papers via certified mail to his home in Queens. However, they were returned to me. He had moved out. Next, I called his sisters at Columbia University.

"He's dead," one of his sisters said.

"Show me the death certificate," I asked.

"Go on welfare!" another one said.

After that, I sent them to his sisters' home. He still didn't show up in court. Hence, I became a single parent by default. When I was four months pregnant, I found a job at a law firm on Park Avenue in June 1985. I worked until Friday, November 15, 1985. My son was born on Sunday, November 17, 1985. I had two hours of labor. Two weeks later, I returned to work on Monday, December 2, 1985. I breastfed him for two weeks. I didn't know I could freeze my breast milk or eggs. I had recurring amnesia and deafness. Two years later, I enrolled at Hunter College. I attempted to earn a BS in Accounting in two years. I ended up graduating in 1990 with a BA in Economics and Mathematics. I home schooled and enrolled my son at Strayer University at age 16. At 17 and half, female terrorists kidnapped him the day before my June 21 2003 birthday. Four months later, my father died of anxiety on October 7, 2003. I endured more than 5,000 refusals to hire and 50 wrongful terminations at their jealous hands. I've labored temporarily as an Accountant and Senior Financial Analyst with more than 50 companies in Corporate America. If truth be told, the law firm assignment was the only permanent job outside my home in the history of mankind. It lasted almost five years.

It begs the question. Marriage Made in Heaven or Hell? Would our marriage have been made in heaven or hell? Hell!!! He abandoned me under the Brooklyn Bridge when I was 2 months pregnant. He faked his own death to avoid paying child support. He owes me more than $200,000.00 in back pay child support.