Steve and Laurene Jobs

"You're the one," he said.

"I beg your pardon?" she asked.

"You're the woman I've been waiting for all my life."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You're the most beautiful woman on earth."

"I beg your pardon?"

"You're the smartest of them all."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Will you marry me?"

"I beg your pardon?"

"Please say, yes."

"Who are you?"

"Apple."

"Apple?"

"CEO. I founded it with my partner."

"I'm impressed."

"I would like to marry a smart and beautiful woman."

"Thank you for the compliments. Yes, I will marry you."

"You're the Apple of my eye."



On March 18, 1991, Steve Jobs and Laurene Powell got hitched. They have a son and two daughters.  It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!!They lived quietly and happily ever after. They loved one another to death.