Mike Huckabee and Katie Couric

"Why did you leave CBS Evening News?" he asked.

"Why are you not campaigning for president in 2012?" she asked.

"My heart told me not to run. How about you?"

" Mine too. It was time to move on."

"We share similar aspirations."

"You should reconsider your standpoint."

"You won the 2008 Iowa caucuses."

"On two conditions."

"What are those?"

"Are you against Roe versus Wade?"

"More than one million American children have been murdered."

"It increased illegal immigration by more than one million."

"More people die by means of abortions than wars."

'What's the last condition?"

"Are you ready to marry me?"

"Yes on both conditions. I lost two loved ones to cancer."

"Please accept my deepest condolences."


It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Opposites who share similar aspirations attract more.

Mitt Romney and Barbara Walters

"Will you marry me?" he proposed.

"I get to ask the questions," she said.

"I also get to ask them."

"Agreed, you graduated from Harvard Law School."

"You graduated from Sarah Lawrence College with a BA in English."

"Most people know you as a business man."

"MBA, Harvard Business School."

"JD, Harvard Law School."

"Do you enjoy tooting your own horn?"

"I possess the credentials to become the next President."

"Will you endorse me?"

"Why?"

"We have the knack to revamp our failures into successess."

"You rose from NBC to ABC."

"America needs someone who would boost up the economy."

"You founded Bain Capital."

"An investment firm which owns hundreds of other companies."

"Staples, Domino's Pizza, Bright Horizons Childcare, Sealy."

 "FTD Florists, Brookstone and The Sports Authority,."

 "Just to name a few."

"Yes."

"Yes, I wll marry you."

"Yes, I will endorse you."


It begs the question. Will their Marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Hard work is their middle name. Despite several setbacks, they revolutionized them into successes. Bravo!

Jason Travick and Britney Spears

"I'm back," she said.

"Yes, you are," he said.

"I'm eternally grateful to you."

"What for?"

"I went to hell back and forth."

"You brought back heaven to me."

"We did it together."

"When I'm not with you, I lose my mind."

"Will you marry me?"

"Baby, say it one more time."

"Will you marry me?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! He's been there for her through thick and thin. Most importantly, the third one will be the charm.

Larry King and Shawn Southwick

"You're 3s," he said.

"I beg your question."

"Soul mate, strength and sunshine."

"Thank you."

"My ever lasting soul mate, tower of strength and ray of sunshine."

"Thank you."

"You nursed me back to health after my heart surgery."

"Thank you."

"You gave me two sons."

"Thank you."

"That's why, he snuck up to our bedroom."

"He and his wife are trying to conceive twin boys."

"He took two Victoria's Secret."

"He needs them for good luck."

"I  understand perfectly."



On September 5, 1997, Larry King and Shawn Southwick got hitched. They have two sons. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! She holds the magic ace to his heart. And he loves her with equal candor.

Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen

"Perfect Wife! Precious Cargo! And Producer," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"Perfect entry song!"

"For who."

"The American."

"Does he or she have a name?"

"I meant the French."

"Does he or she have a name?"

"I meant the English."

"Does he or she have a name?"

"I meant the Canadian."

"You produce my life."

"Thank you."

"You make me laugh 24/7."



On December 22, 2007 Jimmy Fallon and Nancy Juvonen got hitched. They're planning on having children soon. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They share scores of laughter. Laughter's key to a successful marriage.

Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley

"The first time I saw you, I was mersmerized," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"I was spellbound."

"Thank you."

"I was over the moon."

"Thank you."

"Words aren't enough to describe your beauty."

"Thank you."

"Queen Elizabeth."

"How about Damian?"

"Prince Damian?"

"Our son."

"I'm dying to meet him."

"He would love to meet you too."

"Will you marry me?"

"Marry you?"

"Yes? No?"

"Talk to Damian about it."

"Yes, I will."

"Thank you."



Steve Bing and Elizabeth Hurley have a son. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They belong together. The world is waiting for them to get hitched. I pray it would happen soon.

Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan Seacrest

　

"Doing one deep fried turkey and one on the grill as back up," he said.

"My back just caught fire..needed a deeper drip pan!! Haha..stay tuned."

"Are you all right? Do you need a doctor?" I asked.

"I would love to help you."

"I cook 150 meals = 7 countries = 7 continents."

"I have a confession."

"I'm not good with laundry."


"Clothes disappear at an alarming rate."


'If they're not shrinking, they're changing colors."


"White becomes Black."


"Black turns into White."

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"C'est magnifique! You made it in one piece."

"Congrats! Delicious! Sumptious! Bon Appetit!"

"One turkey on the grill and one just lowered in the oil tank."


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"Two Turkeys. Thanks for sending the link."


"Game on."


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"Happy Thanksgiving! We did it."


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"Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday Ryan! I'm proud of you!"

"Bonne Nuit!"



On Thanksgiving, Ryan cooked for his family.  Fortunately, Thanksgiving fell on his early birthday, November 24, 2011. His birthday is on December 24, 2011. Yes, he was born on Christmas Eve. Happy Thanksgiving and Early Birthday, Ryan! It begs the question. Did he deliver? Yes! Yes! Yes! Heaven, I might add! A picture's worth more than a thousand words. He sent his fans four of them. Accordingly, his marriage with  preparing Thanksgiving Dinner's made in heaven. Delicious!!! Sumptious!!! I'm dying to taste it. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It begs another question. Will our marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! We enjoy cooking, laughing, music, and writing, among other passions. Most importantly, we donate time and money to children's organizations. Yet again, I fought passionately for kids in 24 federal courts. Agreed, 24 is the  magic number. For these reasons, we deserve a gold medal. Perhaps, a Nobel Peace Prize.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

"I have a dark past," she said.

"Don't worry about it," he said.

"I might return to it."

"Not on my watch! Our children and I will always have your back."

"Thank you."

"Will you marry me?"

"Not yet."

"Why not?"

"I don't want another divorce."

"Our six children want us to marry."

"They want to be bridesmaids and groomsmen."

"3 bridesmaids and 3 groomsmen."

"It makes sense. 3 of each."

'Who will be the maid of honor and best man?"

"No one. The wedding is about you, our children and I."

"Yes, I'll marry you."



Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have three sons and three daughters. They adopted three of them. It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their children symbolize their love. They bring out the best in them. If truth be told, they share an extraordinary bond. He helped her overcome her dark past. For these reasons, they deserve a gold medal. I might add that everyone has a dark past.

David and Victoria Beckham

"I've been dying to present you with something," he said.

"What is it?" she asked.

"A diamond tiara fit for a Queen."

"I don't need one. I have you and our children."

"You've given me four sweet angels. You're a rare stone."

"Thank you."

"Beautiful, Chic, Posh, Spice."


 "And Queen Victoria are few ways to describe you."

"Thank you."

"No matter what they say, we'll always be husband and wife."

"You're my soul mate."

"We're spiritually connected."

"Thank you."



On July 4, 1999 David Beckham and Victoria Adams got hitched. They have three sons and a daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Their love's boundless.

President Bill and Hillary Clinton

"Will you marry me for better and worse?" he proposed.

"In sickness and good health."

"In poverty and wealth."

"Before I answer you, I have a question," she said.

"Will you buy that house we saw?"

"Yes."

"Yes, I'll marry you."

"For better and worse."

"In sickness and good health."

"In poverty and wealth."

"Because we're human, we have flaws."

"It's not up to me to judge anyone."

"If we could overcome them."

"It would measure our strengths."

"You're the smartest of them all."

"Thank you."


On October 11, 1975 Bill Jefferson Clinton and Hillary Rodham got hitched. They have a daughter. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They support each other through thick and thin. Marriage's a partnership rings true for them. They're in it for the long haul. Well done, Mr. President and Mrs. Secretary of State!

President George W. and Laura Bush

"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever had the fortune to meet," he said.

"And the smartest, I might add."

"Thank you," she said.

"You changed my life. You're my twinkling star."

"Thank you."

"You're calm and collected."

"Thank you."

"You possess poise, simplicity and sophistication simultaneously."

"Thank you."

"You have the highest approval rating of any modern President."

"95% is a tall order, Mr. President."

"You did not buckle under attack."

"You defended America heroically. Well done!"

"Thank you."

"I couldn't have done it without you."

"You kept me calm."

"Thank you."


On November 5 1977, George Walker Bush and Laura Welch got hitched. They have two children (twin girls). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Behind every great man, there's a woman and vice versa rings true for them. I truly admire them.

Colin and Alma Powell

"You're my shining star," he said.

"You're my beaming moon," she said.

"I couldn't have done so much without you."

"Thank you."

"You're the unsung hero."

"You're the hero."

"Let's celebrate."

"Yes, of course."

"Shall we dance?"

"Your wish is my command."

"General, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Commander-In-Chief, National Security Advisor, Secretary of State,  just to name a few."

"Thank you."

"You're very welcome!"



On August 25, 1962, Colin Powell and Alma Johnson got hitched. They have three children ( a son and two daughters). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven. They have one of the strongest marriages on earth. Why? They support one another. Without question, their love is unconditional.

Colin Powell and Ricki Lake

"Shall we dance?" he asked.

"I wasn't expecting you," she said.

"It's a surprise."

"Where's Derek?"

"Derek Who?"

"My dancing partner on DWTS."

"I thought you said he was too young."

"You asked for an older guy."

"I'm perfect."

"I was a General in the army."

"The highest rank in the army."

"The answer is a resounding no!"



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.

John and Cindy McCain

"You're just what the doctor ordered," he said.

"Thank you," she said.

"I fought long and hard for America."

"You survived like a true horse."

"You're a hero."

"You deserve the best."


"Thank you."

"You're the best and youngest of them all."

"Thank you."



On May 17, 1980, John McCain and Cindy Hensley got hitched. They have four children ( two sons and two daughters). They adopted a daughter. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They compliment one another. He was severely wounded in the Vietnam War. And she nursed him back to health. Sure enough, they deserve a gold medal.

John McCain and Oprah Winfrey

"Where were you when I needed you?" he asked.

"What for?" she asked.

"You had the magic ace."

"Did you mean Obama?"

"Yes, I did."

"Are you together?"

"Yes, we can be! Yes, we are!"

"He's my boyfriend as in Oprah and Obama."

"Was that why you crossed the carpet?"

" From Bush to Obama."

"Yes, it was!"

"Is that why you're not married?"

"Yes, it is!"

"Are you in love with him?"

"Yes, I am."

"Will you marry him?"

"Yes, I will."

"Will you have children with him?"

"Yes, I will."

"Will you divorce him?"

"Yes, I will."



It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? I would rather take the 5th. Taking the 5th does not mean their marriage is destined for hell. They should consider taking it to heaven.

RJ and MJ

"Mom used to be a Princess and a Queen," said RJ "She was devastated when she lost her family." "Her parents, 1 aunt, and 7 uncles were all poisoned."  "They owned acres of lands."   "That's why, they were murdered."

  "She also lost her priceless belongings."

  "2 Laptops, 1 Baldwin Piano, 1 Yamaha Piano." , "3 Electrical Piano, Lands, Money, Hundreds of Shoes."  "Thousands of Clothes, 3 Fur Coats, 4 Leather Coats."  "200 Victoria's Secret."

   "And several Precious Jewelry worth millions."

   "To name a few. They were stolen."

   "Dad rescued her from poverty."

   "Most importantly, he brought back music into her life."

  "It sounds like the Sound of Music movie," MJ said.

  "It sounds more like the Shrek Forever After movie."

  "I thought you were talking about Mom and Dad."

  "I'm talking about Mom and Dad."

  "The Shrek movie starring Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz."

  "Antonio Banderas, Eddie Murphy."

  " And Ryan Seacrest."

  "The Sound of Music movie starring Christopher Plummer."

  "And Julie Andrews."

  "They're all Stars."

  "Yes."

  "How did you find out?"

  "I read Mom's diary."

  "You weren't supposed to read it."

  "Dad left it in my room. He read it too."

  "Really?"

   "Yes."

  "Where's it?"

  "Why?"

  "I want to read it."

  "All rightee."

  "Who is Forever 21? "Who's Batman?"

  "Mom and Dad."

It begs the question? Is our parents' marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! 99% of their lives is filled with laughter, composing music, doling out money and prizes to people and charitable organizations, producing shows, raising us (sons) and writing books. Mom spends 1% with her diary daily. She prefers not to argue or fight with Dad. Life's full of choices-RJ and MJ.

Newt Gingrich and Ellen DeGeneres

"I would like you to help me shape the 21st Century," he said.

"You're already shaped. Improperly, I might add," she said.

"You don't need my help."

"Improperly?"

"That's why, I need your help."

"I meant Politically."

"You're the front runner."

"I'm #2 now."

"I need your help badly."

"Ouch!"

"Will you marry me?"

"What?"

"It's the only way to win the 2012 Presidential elections."

"I was right! I'm recanting!"

 "You're shaped improperly, not politically!"

"Together, We Will Conquer America!"

 "That's our Slogan."

"Why me?'

"We need change in the White House."

"You're perfect!"

"Change?"

"Yes."

"Count me in!"

"Is that a Yes?"

 "First Lady's Knocking on Your Door!"

"Is that another slogan?"

"Yes."

"Yes, I will marry you."


It begs the question. Will their marriage be made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! They would accomplish wonders for America. They're powerful doers and speakers. Congratulations are in order!

Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell

"You're fired," he said.

"You're not on Celebrity Apprentice," she said.

"I'm referring to The View."

"You can't fire me! You're not my boss."

"Would you like to come on Celebrity Apprentice?"

"I would on one condition."

"What's that?"

"To fire you."

"You can't fire me. I'm the boss."

"If I were your boss, I would fire you."

"How about a peace offering?"


It begs the question. Will their Marriage be made in Heaven or Hell? Heaven!!! Hatred isn't the opposite of love. Indifference is. It means if you can't love, don't hate.  Let's stop hating!!! I truly believe Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell love another. For a kick-off, they have kids. Children represent love. Hence, they deserve a gold medal.

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

"You're my greatest fan," he said.

"I've been wanting to meet you. I dream about you all night."

"You're my hero. My fans lift me up," she said.

"You've given me the strength to carry on."

"Hold Onto Your Dreams."

"Will you marry me?" he proposed.

"We just met."

"Hold my hand! Don't be afraid! I won't ever let you fall."

"Yes!!!!!!!!!!"

On April 30, 2008, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey got hitched. They have twins ( a boy and a girl). It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Amazingly, their twins, Roc and Roe were delivered on their third anniversary, April 30, 2011. Their love is powerful. It's supreme. They've weathered several storms. Together, they rock!!!

Mark Kelly and Gabrielle Giffords

 
"I'll get stronger," she said.

"Yes, you will," he said.

"We'll have a baby."

"Yes, we will."

"I survived because of your love."

"You're the love of my life."

"I remember Dr. Martin Luther King. He had a dream."

"Yes, he did."

"I remember Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"What about him?"

"He was with several women."

"Yes, he loves women."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

On November 10, 2007, Mark Kelly and Gabrielle Giffords got hitched. They have 2 step children. He has two daughters from his first marriage. It begs the question. Is their marriage made in heaven or hell? Heaven!!! Because of his unconditional love, she survived brain injuries. Love conquers all. I truly believe she'll make a full recovery and return to her position as Congresswoman.